Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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