...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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