six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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