I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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