Got a toothbrush?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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