Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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