Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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