There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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