So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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