But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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