i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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