lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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