Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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