he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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