Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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