at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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