Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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