I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's always time for handjobs
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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