So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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