SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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