I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You smell like stripper and shame
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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