What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
