Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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