U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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