So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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