I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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