I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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