the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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