Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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