Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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