How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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