Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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