are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
