So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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