I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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