Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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