i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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