is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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