I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
