fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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