And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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