She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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