is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
