Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
