Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
