Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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