so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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