i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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