guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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