I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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