I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Randomize
