in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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