she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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