Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Your cock deserves a montage
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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