My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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