im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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