Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
