Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do vagina's smell?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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