I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Randomize
