Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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